POSSIBLE BASICS & FUNNY FACTS ON CHAT SITES BY MARKLAW_NICKLAUS!

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POSSIBLE BASICS & FUNNY FACTS ON CHAT SITES BY MARKLAW_NICKLAUS!

☆ WHATSAPP
1. First thing you do when you login on Whatsapp is to check last Seen then before replying messages.
2. When you saw a strange number, your first Question is who are you and how did you get my number? (Did you pad lock your number any where).
3. Your first message in an Unknown Group is who added me here? (You suddenly appeared in the group nobody added you).
4. You gave me your Number and still tell me Whatsapp only. (Hey! Numbers are meant to be called even before Whatsapp existed).
                 
☆ 2GO
1. First thing you do when you login on 2go is to check last Seen then before replying message.
2. First thing you do when you got Friend request from one of the group you're in, is to check the profile Picture then decline if he or she either has no picture or ain't Handsome/Beautiful.
3. Struggling to reach Ultimate Star, burning your data, time, energy and Battery. (What would be your Reward when you finally made it?)
4. 2go chats always end in less than 2 minutes. How? Here's why. (Hi Marklaw, Hi Jane. "J" Hw re u? M; I'm good dear, you? J; 5n. M; Cool to know, Jane ends the chat with "K"

☆ FACEBOOK
1. When you add some people on FB and they still ask who you're, do I know you? (Hey, FB is registered with billions of members. Do you expect to know them all?).
2. You posted a Picture & you got 1k likes then 10 comments (Are you Merlin?).
3. You opened a Secret group and still expect Member request (Didn't you read the policy?)
4. Daniella has 4,999 friends and still complain of too many messages and fatigue. ( You should meet Mark Zuckerberg for a Reward).

More Social sites Basics and Funny Facts by Marklaw_Nicklaus are coming. Keep visiting http//naijaawoof.blogspot.com
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