Joke; Arm robbers broke into Akpos household

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Armed robbers broke into Akpos' household
one day and asked everyone to lie flat.


 After

gathering all they could, they decided to kill
everyone one by one.

 Akpor' gateman was first. "What's your
name?" the robber asked.
"Evans Boateng", replied the gateman.

 Immediately he fired and killed him. Fear
gripped all of them.

 His wife was next in line. "What's your name
woman?" inquired the robbers.
Shaking, she replied, "My name... is.... is.... Eli...

 Elizabeth."
Akpos immediately closed his eyes cause he
couldn't bare seeing her shot.

 "You're lucky you bear my mom's name. I
won't kill you." says one of the robber.
She was so relieved.

 Next was Akpos. "What's your name?"
Akpos got up and popped his collar, tucked
in and replied, "my name is Akpos."

 The robber cocked the gun and was about
to fire.

 "Wait... wait... wait!!! I've not finished!"
shouted Akpos "My name is Akpos but my
friends call me Elizabeth!"

 one word for akpos

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